Help Wanted, Desperately

Fiction & Literature
Cover of the book Help Wanted, Desperately by Ariel Horn, HarperCollins e-books
View on Amazon View on AbeBooks View on Kobo View on B.Depository View on eBay View on Walmart
Author: Ariel Horn ISBN: 9780062011633
Publisher: HarperCollins e-books Publication: June 29, 2010
Imprint: HarperCollins e-books Language: English
Author: Ariel Horn
ISBN: 9780062011633
Publisher: HarperCollins e-books
Publication: June 29, 2010
Imprint: HarperCollins e-books
Language: English

Seven months, three weeks, two days -- that's exactly how long Alexa has to establish herself in an exciting career. At twenty-one, she's determined to gallop into "the Real World with a Real Job, a Real Life, and a Real Future." Moving in with her parents and commuting from New Jersey into Manhattan is not an option -- and if she fails to find serious employment before the time runs out, it's off to teach English on the Third World island of Majuro for $100 a month!

But what jobs are available for an inexperienced young woman in the Big City? Writing headlines about yeast infections for Trend magazine? Sniffing deodorants for a living? Earthworm breeder? Phone sex operator?

The Real World, apparently, is not such a welcoming place. With employment opportunities growing increasingly fewer and more bizarre daily, should Alexa consider seeking some stability by moving in with her boyfriend Jared? Between her participation in a clinical sleep study for cash and her desperate attempts to become the voice of a cartoon cat in a last ditch effort to gain "respectful employment," Alexa hardly knows anymore. Maybe what she's really looking for is in the last place she ever thought she'd find it ...

View on Amazon View on AbeBooks View on Kobo View on B.Depository View on eBay View on Walmart

Seven months, three weeks, two days -- that's exactly how long Alexa has to establish herself in an exciting career. At twenty-one, she's determined to gallop into "the Real World with a Real Job, a Real Life, and a Real Future." Moving in with her parents and commuting from New Jersey into Manhattan is not an option -- and if she fails to find serious employment before the time runs out, it's off to teach English on the Third World island of Majuro for $100 a month!

But what jobs are available for an inexperienced young woman in the Big City? Writing headlines about yeast infections for Trend magazine? Sniffing deodorants for a living? Earthworm breeder? Phone sex operator?

The Real World, apparently, is not such a welcoming place. With employment opportunities growing increasingly fewer and more bizarre daily, should Alexa consider seeking some stability by moving in with her boyfriend Jared? Between her participation in a clinical sleep study for cash and her desperate attempts to become the voice of a cartoon cat in a last ditch effort to gain "respectful employment," Alexa hardly knows anymore. Maybe what she's really looking for is in the last place she ever thought she'd find it ...

More books from HarperCollins e-books

Cover of the book U.S.S. Seawolf by Ariel Horn
Cover of the book Memories of Midnight by Ariel Horn
Cover of the book Some Bloom in Darkness by Ariel Horn
Cover of the book The Drillmaster of Valley Forge by Ariel Horn
Cover of the book The Rules According to JWOWW by Ariel Horn
Cover of the book Hit and Run by Ariel Horn
Cover of the book Change by Design by Ariel Horn
Cover of the book A Proper Marriage by Ariel Horn
Cover of the book The Undecided Voter's Guide to the Next President by Ariel Horn
Cover of the book Drinking Problems at the Fountain of Youth by Ariel Horn
Cover of the book Dale Brown's Dreamland: End Game by Ariel Horn
Cover of the book Choke by Ariel Horn
Cover of the book Slouching Towards Gomorrah by Ariel Horn
Cover of the book Happiness Is a Serious Problem by Ariel Horn
Cover of the book Sleeping with Cats by Ariel Horn
We use our own "cookies" and third party cookies to improve services and to see statistical information. By using this website, you agree to our Privacy Policy